2 Tails

D is for DUSTER, B is for BUZZ.

I love juggling 2 boyfriends.

Whoever said one and done?  “Heeeeerre kitty kitty!  Duster! How’s my sweetheart today?  Buzz, where are you?!?” Both boys have disappeared on me a time or two….you know how that goes.  You’ve done nothing wrong.

On time – check!
Amusing – check!
Willing to be patient when someone else is hiiid-ing…

You call.  No response.  Hmmmm…..no intention of responding, huh?

Okay, time to bring out the specialties of the house.  What are your taste buds saying today?  Soft salmon or a bowl of crunch?  Napkin or finger bowl? Lingering lickings or great. big. gulps.  An ice cube for Duster, a little sparkling water for you, Buzz.

Awwwwwww, there you are!  Sniffs and snarls, stretches and yawns, “hairs” all puffed and poofed.

Naptime after your meal?
Beds or baskets?  (puffed and poofed!)

Fed. Watered. Loved on.

Sweet boys, let me sing you a lullaby:

“You’ve got your tails up in the air

like you just don’t care.

You’ve got your tails up in the air

like you just don’t care.

You’ve got your tails up….”